Would you like to get rid of your elderly parents or grandparents? Well, now there is a new way to do it. Just have a dumpster party!
Dumpster parties are the latest craze. What you do is order a dumpster via telephone. You generally do not have to sign any contracts, just give a credit card number. Pick a day and have the dumpster delivered to your parent's or grandparent's home. Have it set in the driveway while they are on vacation or away for the weekend. Then clear out their house!
When they return have them declared incompetent and move them off to a nursing home. Then claim their house and property, sell it and use the profits to pay off your own mortgage or debts. It works every time!
Generally parents or grandparents love their kids too much to sue them when they loose everything. So dumpster parties are spreading across America as the easiest and quickest way for children to get even with their parents for being born.
If you do not believe me check out Dumpster Damnation. This site is an educational and informative interactive experience designed to show how criminal elements of our society are misusing dumpsters. Yes, this sort of thing, more common in big cities like New York or Denver, but it has even happened in smaller towns.
Law makers need to pass legislation outlawing the illegal usage of dumpsters. Laws should require that dumpsters must be licensed by the USERS, not the haulers. Also dumpsters should be required to have latches and locks so that if one suddenly appears in your driveway you can at least prevent its usage until it is removed. Also this would guard against dumpster diving which is used in identity theft.
Dumpsters are dangerous! There seems to be a dumpster mentality among urbanites, that they are used to dispose of everything from babies to murder victim's bodies. Now dumpsters are the method of choice to get rid of parents or grandparents! It is absolutely outrageous that our society would permit such misuse of waste services and abuse of our senior citizens by their own children and grandchildren!
Date: 24 August, 2002
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