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This design entitiled Patriotica newyorkus is a humorous play upon the fact that after 9-11 even the cockroaches are patriotic. This design features an American cockroach that has evolved to display an American flag upon its elytra. Around the boarder of the design is inscribed "After 9-11 even the cockroaches are patriotic - God bless America! - Patriotica newyorkus - American Cockroaches."


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Original Letters By Terry Lynch

  1. Truth, Goodness Is In All Religions
  2. Is Newspaper Bias, Unfair and Defamatory?
  3. Barnes & Noble Distributes Art, Not Pornography
  4. D.A.R.E. vs. Glass Has Local Slant
  5. Since When Did God Have A Ledger Book?
  6. Is There More Than One God?
  7. The Great Lie Of Immaculate Conception
  8. Watch Your Bananas Before They Rot
  9. Use A String To Count Homicides
  10. Use Higher Scholastic Standard
  11. Wallace Challenged To Make Proclamation
  12. Camille Cosby Correct About Racism
  13. The Greatest Show On Earth
  14. Reset Calendar to Zero With Moon Walk
  15. The Blessing of Tallassee Belle
  16. Using Newspaper To Teach Faith Healing Dangerous
  17. Evolution vs. Creation: Do Religions Evolve?
  18. Children and Guns: Buy Guns Back From Kids
  19. How To End Floods In Elba
  20. What Is Pornography?
  21. Southern Gun Culture And Raring Killer Kids
  22. Hank Williams, Jr. Poor Car Pusher
  23. Lengthy Power Outage Dangerous
  24. End Scandal With Intern Beauty Contest
  25. Jesus Would Be A Democrat!
  26. God Has Nothing To Do With Disaster
  27. Viagra Is Political Issue
  28. Bill Of Rights Applies To The People
  29. No Guns In School Campaign
  30. Fleetwood Mac Not Witch
  31. A-bomb Instructions On Internet
  32. Tax Churches Not Food!
  33. Leadership Role Learned Not Ordained By God
  34. Recite Poetry, Not Prayer In Public Schools
  35. Fob James Most Bigoted Candidate
  36. Tax Church Schools To End Social Segregation
  37. Read The Classics Not Just John & Paul
  38. The Little Gray Rat's Tale
  39. What's Going On Behind Closed Doors?
  40. The Army Of God A Misnomer
  41. President Is Assassinated By Gossip!
  42. Playing Race Card Won't Work Forever
  43. Abortion Issue Is Playing God!
  44. Elect Candidates With Mud Wrestling Contest
  45. Will Wallace Recant Segregation Forever?
  46. Alan Shephard: A Special Tribute
  47. Use Smart Bombs & Special Op Forces On Drug Cartel
  48. Is Scholar A Dirty Word?
  49. Monica Recounts Sex With President
  50. Take Racism Out of Elections
  51. Outlaw Racism In Political Advertising
  52. Saddam Hussein & Islamic Radicals Responsible for Bombing
  53. Moment of Silence Violates First Amendment
  54. Moment of Silence Unconstitutional
  55. Who Is Starr Paying Off?
  56. Sex Scandal Not Worthy Of Headline News
  57. Forgive and Forget President's Inappropriate Sex
  58. What A Silly Little Sex Scandal
  59. Forget Monica Lewinski Investigation
  60. Need President With High Sex Drive
  61. Clinton Used Scandal As Smoke Screen For Anti-terrorist Attack
  62. Republicans Like A Hill Of Fire Ants
  63. Republicans Should Not Play Delilah
  64. Civil Disobedience Is Not Moral Bankruptcy
  65. President and Hillary Should Renew Marriage Vows
  66. Challenge Congress To Take Oath
  67. Open Letter to Clinton: Propose Second Wedding
  68. Wage War Against International Terrorists
  69. President Clinton Game Plan Is To Resign
  70. Wallace Can Walk Again
  71. Use Sample Counts In Year 2000 Census
  72. Open Capital City Brothel
  73. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Home Breaker and Impeachment Monster
  74. What Is Starr Hiding: Did Investigators Proposition Monica Lewinsky?
  75. Primary Human Rights Violated By Congress
  76. Republicans Just Want To Defame Clinton
  77. Alabama Waking Up To New Millennium
  78. Bigotry Quiz
  79. How Right Is Wrong?
  80. GOP Brain Failure Indicators
  81. Ethics of Republican Majority in Question
  82. Burn Articles of Impeachment & Starr Report!
  83. Help Bill Clinton Amid Impeachment Charges
  84. Stop Hyde's Illegal Purulent Impeachment Scam!
  85. Impeachment Unjust and Illegal Scam!
  86. Vote to Acquit President Clinton
  87. All People of God are Great!
  88. Hyde Has Lied, Lied, Lied!
  89. No Justice in Impeachment Trial!
  90. Race Card Driving Force In Impeachment!
  91. What Do We Tell Our Children?
  92. Open Letter To US Senate
  93. Vote to Acquit President Clinton
  94. Penis Envy Motivates GOP
  95. Serve Scarlet Letter Upon Clinton
  96. Finding of Facts Corrupts Nature of Truth
  97. Hatred Is Factor In Impeachment Trial
  98. Report Clinton Supporter Hate Mail to Secret Service
  99. Love Is The Only Salvation!
  100. Castration Will Not Cure Disease
  101. Celebrate Victory! No Censure!

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Every day across America dumpsters are being misused by criminal elements of our society. You can help. Work with your city officials to pass news laws that require that all dumpsters have a large skull imprinted upon them, not smiley faces, not flowers or teddy bears, but skulls. Dumpsters should be imprinted and stenciled with skulls because dumpsters are deadly when misused. Just like bottles of poison originally carried a skull and cross bones to signify the ingredients were deadly, so dumpsters should be imprinted with large skulls to educate people that they are deadly. Dumpsters contain garbage, hazardous waste, filth and disease. Therefore it is reasonable to pass laws requiring that all dumpsters be stenciled with giant skulls! With your help we can end the misusage of dumpsters and stop the criminal elements of our society from using dumpsters in ways they were never intended to be used.

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  • Bama Links

    This site created by Lynch has links to Montgomery and other Alabama sites.

  • USA News

    A great portal to favorite news sites. USA News is a good place to start any research project which involves reading news. You will also find links to major media and wire services.

  • Professional Webmaster, System Designer and Engineer

    This site has Lynch's electronic resume and links to other sites created by Lynch. If you like Lynch's writing and would like him to prepare a regular column for your newspaper hemay be available for employment or consultation. Lynch is also interested inworking as a webmaster for any newspaper which has their newspaper upon the internet.

  • Founder of Project K9

    This is Lynch's canine lover site and is a complete resorce dog information.

  • Editor of View Point: The Online Alternative Press Association

    This site has uncensored editorial letters by Lynch

  • The Global Friendship Network

    This is Lynch's on-line international club fostering world peace and friendship

  • Proclamation Ending Segregaton Forever

    The Proclamation to End Segregation Forever was issued upon the death of former Alabama governor George C. Wallace. Everyone is urged to use this proclamation to commemorate Wallace's death that there will one day be a United States free of racial hatred and all vestiges of social segregation where all God's children are free at last!

  • About Terry Lynch -- Biographical sketch

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